You have
two choices in life.
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________
At a
cocktail party, one woman said to another
-
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________
A lady
inserted an ad in the
classifieds.
'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing. 'You can have mine.' __________ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. __________
A woman is
incomplete until she is married. Then she is
finished .
__________ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' __________ A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' __________
Marriage
is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
__________ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. __________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. __________ First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' __________
'A Woman's
Prayer.
Dear Lord,
I pray for :-
Wisdom
- to understand a man, to love and to
forgive him.
Patience
- for his
moods.
Because
Lord, if I pray for strength then I'll just beat
him to death'
|
Husband
says:
When
I get mad at you, you never fight
back.
How
do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet. Husband says: How does that help? Wife says: I use your toothbrush |
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