Poor president

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check.
As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you
please cash this check for me"?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me
your ID."?

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't
think there was any need to. I am President Barrack H. Obama, president
of the United States of America."

Cashier: "Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the
regulations and monitoring of the banks because of imposters and
forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will
tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are the bank rules and I must
follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you to please cash this check."

Cashier: "Look, sir, here's what we can do: one day Tiger Woods
came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out
his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.
Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.
With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, what can you do to
prove that you are really the President of the United States?"

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking, and finally says:
"Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a
single thing"

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"