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A guy suspected his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective.... The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:-

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house.
I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she.
She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall off tree.
I no see.

No fee,
Cheng Lee